Joan Rivers: Angelina Jolie makes her kids work in a basement sweatshop
There’s no love lost between Joan Rivers and Angelina Jolie. Actually, I wonder if Angelina is even aware of Joan’s presence, but Joan is very aware of Angelina. Joan has been engaged in some sort of delusional battle with Angelina, where she uses Angelina as the butt of some very strange “jokes”. Last year, Joan went on Britain’s GMTV and “joked” about Angelina’s lack of intelligence, saying “Well, I’ve worked with stupid actresses — I’ve worked with Angelina Jolie — she saw a sign that said ‘WET FLOOR’ one time, and she did! I mean, she’s attractive, but not a bright girl — stunningly beautiful, but stupid.” Oh, burn. Yo’ mama so fat…
Right after the Oscars, Joanie was at again, criticizing Angelina because… she was seated in the front row at the Oscars, I think. Joan made these remarks on the Rachel Ray Show, which is like saying “Coffee Talk with the Devil”. Joan said: “I thought what was interesting was that they sat in the front row even though they kind of knew they weren’t going to get anything. But I think that she was hoping that one of the Slumdog kids would fall off. Grab it, take it home. Wouldn’t that be great? And then you say, ‘Did you win anything?’ ‘I got an Oscar, I should give the kid a name!’” Zing!
GMTV invited Joanie back this week and she had to bring her A-game. Oh, what to joke about? There’s so much out there right now, so much to choose from… let’s see… screw it, Joanie thought, let’s do another round of Angelina jokes. Here’s the thing – these are the same jokes from the Rachel Ray Show, with one addition. Joanie is now making a “Angelina makes her kids work in a basement sweatshop” joke. Rimshot!
Joan Rivers has again mocked Angelina Jolie for adopting children from other countries.
In addition to having three biological children, Jolie has adopted children from Cambodia, Ethiopia and Vietnam.
Speaking on GMTV, Rivers said that Jolie and husband Brad Pitt are her favourite celebrity couple and her “bestie” friends.
Rivers said: “I love them because they keep adopting all these children. At the Oscars they were in the front row. And when Slumdog Millionaire came out they were hoping the kids would fall off the stage so they could get them – take them home!
“Then she puts them in the basement and they make clothes. She’s so smart – not just all lips and eyes.”
Rivers made a similar gag in the US on the Rachel Ray Show earlier this year. She also called Jolie “beautiful but stupid” on GMTV last year.
[From Digital Spy]
Eh, the only way Joan Rivers ever makes the gossip news is when she’s making lame jokes about celebrities or when she’s telling off someone on one of those dumb reality shows. I’ve got a joke for Joanie – if she gets one more facelift, she will literally be talking out of her ass. I think what offends me more than the sweatshop joke is that Joan recycled the same lame material internationally. She is not one of America’s greatest exports.
Joan Rivers is shown on 12/14/08 and 1/22/09. Credit: PRPhotos. Angelina Jolie is shown on 5/20/09. Credit: WENN.com
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